Hell in high heels

✦ Martin in glasses

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✦ Benedict in glasses [also Martin in glasses]

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wilfulwilf:

#ugh young river is priceless and so precious #YOU ALREADY HAVE BEEN BANGING ME IN JAIL FOR FIVE YEARS #I THINK IT’S TIME TO INTRODUCE SOME BDSM #SO… SPANK ME? #I mean what #no but srsly #I would watch the fuck out of young!river spin-off #one where she breaks out of stromcage every night #and goes to see the universe #by ‘see the universe’ I mean - shoot at things #and throw herself from buildings #and visit her favourite periods in history #she’d totally visit cleo - again - and apologise to her for their ‘disagreement’ in the past #and by ‘apologise’ I mean ‘snog her senseless’. without the lipstick. #(so sexist of me. I know) #and young!river would love to take bets and play cards #and she’d visit space vegas quite often #and she’d totally do the card counting thing #and she’d cheat in every game #and she’d win all the money #and then steal some more #and then she’d call the doctor saying ‘honey? can you pick me up?’ #’I have a bit of a situation here. casino guards are chasing me and I do not want to hurt them’ #young!river is the goddess of mischief #so kneel before her #(make your own dirty joke here)(via your-bespoke-psychopath)